I knew a HOFFMAN once,
He played LACROSSE for ST. ROSE
Back in the EARLY DAYS
Of the SHORE CONFERENCE he says,
Very much better,
Than today,
At least we are told,
By the way,
So this CREEP WOMAN
Yet again,
Is going to cut
While she is driving,
“How very rude,
“Like just in time,
“As I walk from point A to point B,
“At my point A
“She’s in the car verily,
“And drives out of her way to STARE ME DOWN
“And like cut me off,
“As a PEDESTRIAN would be found
“To have the RIGHT WAY OF WAY
Do you understand,
How very rude actually
And then we see,
The name on the DOOR
Is not truly,
The very same,
Over and over again,
Because they do 3 8 BELOW
And we had to
Now let you know,
This is a TOWN
Where every word
That is ever said
Is truly heard
Also too,
What the DOOR does too,
“They have a door on the HOUSE
“Not up to SNUFF
“Like one of the doors
“In a RUTGERS BUILDING basically
“With that there HOMEOWNER’S CLUB
“Just OK, with everything basically
“That is 2C directed against “HE”
“The one who WRITES so very nicely
“Do you understand
“They makes threats over RENOVATION
“Basically from DEAL
“And there they are
“Like inappropriate by far
“Very ugly too
“Very, very ugly as well
“These RUTGERS lot
“Can go to HELL.