That story again, from Zero Hedge:

You don’t mess with Maine,
You understand,
Or you get beat up again and again,
And anyway,
On the topic of ROMANIANS they say,
“There was creep from FREEHOLD,
“Who INVITED ME IN,
“With the LAWYER from MONMOUTH COUNTY as uh, the,
“Whatever he was doing there, this weird encounter has to be told at some point,
“Because it turned out to be
“Like a real POLITICAL INTERROGATION,
“And uh, I never talked to that person again,
“The LAWYER made no word the entire time
“And this THUG, yea, for real,
“He was CANADIAN too right?
“Like berating and insulting at all levels,
“You ain’t AMERICAN enough BOY
“Goin’ to COLLEGE like that,
“It’s like WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
“This is a WEST POINT edition,
“Of the CREEPY TEACHER condition
“Of another story from,
“This very same one,
“Had gone on a BIG OLD TRIP
“To ROMANIA
“To do some EDUCATION TO THEM
“About BIG BOY ECONOMICS
“And how it’s done in the USA
“Like a lecture from THE THUG
“Like in a SLEEVELESS JEAN COAT
“About CEAUSESCU we quote,
“In front a CLASSROOM to note
“With the POLARIZED SHADES on
“What kind ECONOMICS goes on
“In a CANADIAN SPY LAND thereupon, and
Et cetera, &c.
A brief story, from this
Creepy ass town basically.