This is ‘04 again,
And these are the HIGH SCHOOL PEOPLE
And yea, we are all from the same team in MIDDLE SCHOOL
Wrestling teams, that is,
Two different HIGH SCHOOLS represented,
For an attempt to do,
PAINTBALL REVIEW
The one and only time
I will ever participate in that thing
I don’t like idea,
I don’t like the stores that sell that junk,
I just get the uneasy feeling,
“Like this all a waste of time
“And money,
“And despite that, I’ll do it for a day,
So there are four of us on like a summer day,
Close enough basically,
And one of them knows,
Like the SAND PITS in some part of HOWELL
That is probably unrecognizable today,
And we drive off,
And do an hour of PAINTBALL, and that was it,
For real,
But WAIT,
About 14 YEARS LATER
HOWELL PD
HAS PRODUCED A REPORT
ABOUT PAINTBALL ACTIVITY
THAT NAMES ME AND “G.”
AS I EXHIBITED PREVIOUSLY
THERE ARE NO POLICE AROUND THAT DAY,
THERE IS REALLY NOTHING MORE TO SAY
STRAIGHT UP FRAUD FROM PD
BEGGING TO BE
LIFE SENTENCED WITHOUT PAROLE BASICALLY,
Do you get it? Please do,
Because one of those four was HALF JEWISH,
And could never be trusted again,
In that TOWN it means,
The MOST UGLY it seems,
So what that means,
Is like a LITTLE STASI it seems,
You do understand again,
Like the FAKE REPORT,
WHENEVER IT WAS DATED,
SAID “LIKE THEY WAS OUT THERE IN THE BUSH”
“WAVING AROUND GUNS AND WHATEVER”
“AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE,
“JUST PAINTBALL ACTIVITY
“BECAUSE A CONCERNED PERSON
“HAD BECOME AWARE
“OF WHATEVER IT WAS
And again,
There is no house in sight,
And for that reason we say,
WE WANT THAT TOWNSHIP SHUT DOWN TODAY
That is the TIP OF AN ICEBERG,
And by the way,
“THE LAWYER TOO
“REMEMBER WHO
“FROM MONMOUTH COUNTY
“THE ONE I KEEP CALLING A “HIDEOUS PEDOPHILE”
Yea, him
For years and years,
He is like DEAF AND MUTE,
Dumb too, VIOLENT THROUGH AND THROUGH
But he has KIDS arounds
And all of a sudden we found
He becomes ANIMATED,
We call it “JIDDY”
Like ALL FIRED UP
For a BIG OLD PAINTBALL TRIP
Like AGAIN AND AGAIN
I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIM
When he ACTS LIKE THAT
Like 72 YEARS OF SILENCE
And then the PROSPECT OF BEING ALONE WITH A GROUP OF CHILDREN
On a TRIP TO JIM THORPE, PA
For the BROCHURE BULLSHIT
Of like PAINTBALL REVIEW
That PLACE WILL NEVER DO,
One the CREEPIEST IN HISTORY
And, uh, these kids are like,
All TREATED TO,
Like a BIG PAINTBALL TRIP
It’s too UGLY to talk about
Until it is REQUIRED IN FULL,
Because like the OTHER DAY
On MARTHA’S VINEYARD basically
Like NASTY AND RUDE
Until the TRANNY CAME AROUND
And that SAME AFFECT
“Inappropriate gestures
“Inappropriate speech
“Like a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL comes out all sudden
“Because ANYTHING GOES around a TRANNY, right?
“Right BILLY BOY?
“FELON FILTH FROM THE TOWN
“Yea, like that,
“Like 30,000 YEARS OF SILENCE
“Until the chance to ABUSE A CHILD comes around
“Then he’s ALL PERKED UP WE FOUND.
ALL PERKED UP WE FOUND,
DIPSHIT LAWYER NEEDS TO GO.
ENHAKKORE 