We had a “COACH”
Named “HENIG”
Who they said,
“Was in the WCW back in the day
And his “SON”
ADAM HENIG,
Whoever that is,
Was on the team to,
Who he was like, rather ABUSIVE to,
As run of the mill things do,
But the part we want to say,
Is this TOWN has a way,
Of making it EIGHT TIMES CREEPIER when,
The STARS again and again,
Have to CUT WEIGHT,
Like grade 7 or 8,
So MR. HENIG has an idea,
“He’s going to FIX THE SCALE
“Like they lock themselves in the closet for a half hour
“And everybody that needed to make weight, made weight
You understand
Those SCALES have those STICKERS on them again,
The WEIGHTS AND MEASURES BUREAU of NJ
Has CERTIFIED THIS DEVICE basically
How do you rig a scale again?
Like set it off by FIVE POUNDS
Or whatever they did,
Because that was a REMARKABLY CREEPY MOMENT in the history of sports
And they said back then
“He was like VP of some other school
“Showing up every now and then
“To ABUSE CHILDREN
“And if his SON didn’t win on the day
“He was extra sure to ABUSIVE IN FULL.
“To basically everyone IN FULL
“We’re talking STEROIDS IN FULL.
We them gone from SPORTS
Loser ass shit for real,
HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL SHOULD HEEL:
One case,
Program is going to be CUT FOR GOOD,
In fact ALL SPORTS AT THE SCHOOL
Should be CUT FOR GOOD in that case
Recall at the FREEHOLD TOWNSHIP HIGH SCHOOL
Circa 2002-2003
The COACH LEPORE
Had been the SOURCE OF STEROIDS
“ALLEGEDLY” they said
They can go to hell for real
I hope their shit gets fucked up for all time
Because of these words I rhyme.
ENHAKKORE 