Having been raised in the 90’s and aughts,
And uh, then, the flavor of a WOMAN’S RETARDATION,
“College this, college that, you’re never going to make it if you don’t do, all the straight A’s and extracurriculars too,”
Yea, like that,
On the TV,
Like a very ugly movie,
Not worth mentioning out loud,
But anyway,
They say,
This sequence and story here,
Is more important than you first thought,
Ok, what will it be,
SOPHOMORE year of COLLEGE it will be,
My roommate is very studious SWIMMER from the WESTERN HALF OF PA,
Ok, very polite all of the day,
Just as well,
Like I might be,
A little past 10:30,
Doing my PROBLEM SETS and such,
And getting overburdened as much,
Not at all,
I became for a day,
A or the,
SPORTS REPORTER for the DAILY GAZETTE,
You understand,
On no RESUME of this man,
Because it was the SWIMMING TEAM,
I said I would cover,
Or however it worked out,
So I could just say,
“Hey man, how’d it work out today?
And I went to one meet alone,
One night in the booth,
And uh, yea, I did my report,
It was out in the,
Morning email of the CAMPUS basically,
And I did it perfectly,
Let’s just say, probably FRANKLIN & MARSHALL was the visiting team,
And the two whoever’s, that ran the
DAILY GAZETTE
Never again contacted me,
That’s what it’s like in full,
Side note too,
But not really,
I would in another year
Become a PHOTOGRAPHER for the NEWSPAPER,
THE PHOENIX or whatever,
After being REJECTED the year before,
Or whatever it was,
Having taken ZERO photographs for them at all,
I had my own self
Like in a big sports PAGE,
With all the LAX outfit on,
Like DISCLAIMER’ED
“HE’S REALLY A PHOTOGRAPHER HERE AND WE DON’T LIKE HIM MUCH BUT UH DON’T THINK WE DID THIS BECAUSE OF SOME CONFLICT OF INTEREST,”
It’s like YEA FUCK OFF, FOR GOOD,
You do that to do what you already do
Which is talk about the subjects you already talk about,
And I like NEWSPAPERS again and again back then,
I refuse to photograph JONATHAN FRANZEN
Or whatever the FAKE NAME of the day is,
For that weird ass shit off the bone,
Look closely for HAVEFORD LACROSSE
You understand,
Talking to a WOMAN
In the DINING HALL again,
Because they couldn’t DEAL
With like, a person like me,
Being GLORIFIED IN A NOVEL
Of like, bad energy,
Anyway, we say,
This place is SHOOK by the way,
Because I named my ROOMIE by the way
In the DAILY GAZETTE assignment of the DAY
Too much BRO, yea, hell no,
They don’t let you go,
And participate at all,
Unless you are already on the LIST
For WHATEVER IT IS,
AGAIN AND AGAIN,
So we had a culture for a DAY
Of like, being that WAY
And these are the ways,
We report on today,
Of what happens NEXT,
Is uh, yea, MURDER HOLE SHIT,
ALL AROUND,
THESE PLACES ARE NOT REAL WE FOUND,
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE PURITY SPIRAL BELOW GROUND,
HOW MUCH US AID
DID SWARTHMORE GET VERILY,
BECAUSE THEY ARE CHICKENSHIT CRIMINALS AT EVERY LEVEL.
EVERYONE.
ENHAKKORE 