“YOU UNDERSTAND, SINCE WE’RE ON THE PEDO HIGH SCHOOL REVIEW, HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLING WILL DO, SINCE WE’RE ON THE STORY AGAIN, WHAT WAS UP WITH “LIPZIN” AGAIN? GET THE DETAIL CORRECT PLEASE,

So this one is the freshmen level coach

In the year I was there as a 9th grader,

You understand,

This little tyrannical jewish man,

From LAKEWOOD HIGH SCHOOL we all know

He is an alumnus there he say, and he also said he attended and wrestled in college at somewhere like SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT UNIVERSITY, whatever that is,

He’s a history teacher somewhere,

Freshman year goes by,

He’s just the inbound newcomer thereby,

You understand,

This is back in the day,

When the whole gym was packed for wrestling on the regular,

And then in sophomore year,

The old coach disappeared,

And LIPZIN was promoted to head coach of the whole gang,

You understand,

And half the team quit soon after, because he is capricious, rude and overbearing, yea, anyway I stick around, being half the team itself at this level, not really not at all, we are from different towns in full,

And then in the third year,

He is my AP history teacher now,

That’s correct,

So as MR. LIPZIN finds it funny

To just start smacking me in class

Because coach man has the authority to,

Just starting smacking the back of my head like over and over again,

For making a witty comment once,

You get it it,

Like, in front of the whole class,

And it is like troubling in retrospect to a degree

Because I had been informed otherwise

Of what was then going on unbeknownst to me,

That is,

In the middle of that 11th grade year,

In the middle of wrestling season,

LIPZIN is like “I got to go,”

And is never seen again,

He just disappeared all of a sudden

And we got a new history teacher as well,

And a new wrestling coach probably too, I can’t even recall at this time who replaced him, if anybody at all,

And all this

Without like, an explanation

For this little rodent man

Abusive since the day he began

Yea, so the PROFILE is in,

That’s like an ASSAULT CHARGE against him

If I would have been so moved to do,

Like moving against that jew,

So I’ll see him again,

Once alone,

And only once,

At a gym in Freehold,

Like he pops up behind me,

And says like, “you done with college yet?”

Like “surely you jest,”

And by the way,

I was wearing my 2012 shirt that day

To date the encounter approximately,

And I used to go to that gym quite a bit,

I had never seen him once before or after at all,

And I would probably recall:

LOOK INTO HIM IN FULL.