“FREEHOLD TOWNSHIP HIGH SCHOOL YET AGAIN: THE PEDO EDITION OF IN RETROSPECT CONDITION, WE WANT THESE THUGS TO PAY IN FULL FOR WHAT THEY DO AND WHAT THEY DID, DO YOU UNDERSTAND, PEDO HIGH SCHOOLS ARE NOT OPEN AGAIN.

Name ends in G,

Ends in a vowel too,

So, circa ‘04,

This creep ass baseball coach,

Gym teacher thug,

Yes, indeed,

This is what they get

This is what they deserve,

Has a bad problem

This motherfucker,

This gym teacher like every fucking day

Is in the pre-gym moments

Like rubbing on the shoulders of a high school student

Always female,

And uh, like, in the obligatory trash dump outfit

Of asscrack short shorts

And a dirty t-shirt

So, yea, that was the pedo back then,

Like everybody knew about,

Like, yea, he’s doing it again,

Peelin’ out the parking lot

In a his red mustang

And like, where would that lead?

Too much underbite though,

Maybe rapey rapey, wink wink,

The groomers really like to drink.