You understand,
There is a first day, weekend,
And all that
Of this hellscape education that I have
It’s like “160 credits in”
Yea, like that, no degree,
Recall I was like “142”
But then I had to be reminded
Of the “missing” semesters they don’t account for
At the hellscape one,
Ok, so first week,
In the hellscape one,
Lacrosse team roommate not at all,
Some rando from New Jersey,
Turned out to be not that nice,
But I am agreeable,
You understand,
Affable again and again,
So our roomie not at all,
But the neighbors right across the hall,
You understand, in the MERTZ DORM again,
Yea, third floor,
For real,
How many people talk like this?
N = 1
That is me,
Because this place is PURITY SPIRAL academy
So we see, I see, there are so many,
Non-viable women around,
As one would expect we found,
But this one is black
And like,
Not hideous one would say?
No, the other,
Seen for one semester and never again,
The time-wasters and skanks,
Both, in the ranks,
This one is black
Like a Philly special in-fact,
They are indeed done for good,
“She ain’t got time for college parties,
“She been there before
“She like,
“Ain’t even doin’ no sex act no more
“On any college boy,
All I did was say hello,
How rude can a woman be,
Like “never talk to again” category
Of the man in the life
“Of every college woman”
With the exception of a handful alone
Has been molested from a young age,
That’s why they’re there apparently
Finding a husband N/A
All they need is a sugar daddy
Raped before 5
Like 6 and alive
Yea, basically
The NAZI DEMOCRAT party
And the SEX STALKING they do
NO TRUE WOMAN NEXT TO YOU
Found some in high school too
Like a STANFORD edition
Of the PROGRAMMED TO KILL mission
What a dirty fucking slut
That’s all you have to say
Those WOMEN need to be in JAIL today.
ENHAKKORE 