“No one is going around that town again, no one is going around to play them again, in a sport that is, without a chemical warfare kit, you understand

What happens around those parts

Is shady as fuck

Like the schedule is already public

The whole place has the day

Calendar’ed off

“Extra safety in mind kind of a day

“Traveling not at all

“But the home team recall

“Is there to observe

“What is carried over

“From wherever they come from

“In many bands

“&c., stand-ins for like “all of the above”

So who is this mystery team that a chemical warfare threat on them, and against anyone, again and again,

Do you understand,

Easy now

Words apply

One is a college,

The other thereby,

Is a whatever it is,

It has graduates maybe,

That do graduate work secretly

For these very same reasons basically