It has a pharmacy within
It can sell groceries again
It can male government documents on the spot
And unfurl 100 voting booths
At a time,
It os life of the town
The way we say
It will print you a holy book
Or a gun verily,
We take over Russia,
With Metal Gears today
It can also build restaurants
That do indeed pay
Their employees on time
Do understand
The great mystery of feeding Russians
Again and again
In the hinterland
And what forces begin
To attack like patent
Supply chains
&c and we, remind you verily:
“Russia is American Property”