“What does that mean again, hot bench cop TV?

Like, the 8 out of 10

Level fake

Of Judge Judy like TV,

“Wait, is that a real judge?

“Did you see some sort of disclaimer?

“Is it proper to imitate the likeness of a true law court

“For deceptive entertainment purposes

“Because that’s a pretty dingus system

“If it were real

“You know,

“Maybe you didn’t read the credits close enough

“And maybe they do have a disclaimer

“DISREGARD THE DINGUS

“FAILED TV

“SIMULACRA OF COURT

“MOCKING THE LOSER SOCIETY

Ban them all

For the threatening gavel

And the very abusive harridan

Like pretending a judgeship yet again,

Not a spaceship and then,

The rest of the cop TV,

We hate to see,

Because the endless rounds

Of hollow TV sounds

In the simulacra society

Of fake TV and spastic state casuistry

End up being the

Kind of like Stasi, and

The propaganda of some enemy

We call the vicinage formally.