“So I was watching TV the other day…”

And it was a TV with TV already on it, kind of TV

And apparently

There is a show or channel, on 24/7

Called “Nastya”

With an advert for, like an 8 year old girl

Photo’ed as the person in the box on TV

That you click to watch

So the TV thus displays

The child in this way,

All dolled up like a pageant victim,

And then walks in

With the pedo gut,

An undersized t-shirt

And pajama pants,

The most pedo-themed TV

In like, ever,

Like literally, what the hell is this crap

It looks like

It was filmed

Below a county jail in New Jersey

On a horrific child pornography set,

Got it?

What the hell is wrong with this place?