You understand,
We have a story again,
That spans decades and then,
First it was said to me,
“So these two are cousins, yea
“And they got married,
It’s like,
“Come again?
“Like are you sure
“No
“Then why’d you say it?
“I don’t know
“Literally you just made it up?
“Like no
“What was it all about then?
You understand,
Sometimes you can’t help but overhear
What the neighbors are talking about in the backyard,
Maybe again and again,
Or just once and then,
“Like some dingus woman from Rutgers shows up
“Yea, how do you know where she was from though?
“Because one vehicle,
“One vehicle with the “R” is outstanding outside
Good enough,
“And she’s talking to these two,
“Let’s not be mean right now,
“But anyway, where do they find the flotsam and jetsam from that town,
“Like in the backyard giving an outloud synopsis of some dingus ass course
“She may or may not have ever been involved with,
And you understand,
In a conversation,
You have an uninvited participant,
“So anyway,
“In this idiot house nextdoor
“But wait,
“They’re idiots though?
“How mean are you going to be,
“Pretty mean, to a degree,
“Or not, just accurately,
So anyway, the other day,
The cousin marriage
Like maybe or maybe not ongoing
You understand,
They have left a window open,
Or the blind or whatever,
So out in my car,
I can see right in,
And yea, there they are,
One male, one female,
Both without clothes
In the stupid idiot window
You understand
“And like they’re ducking slowly,
“Like fully naked,
“And I saw them,
And then it turns out,
The male of the two,
Who last encountered me about 20 years ago,
Thereabout,
After he took my pokemon cards
Two times, you dig
“And this all started after I got like a Christmas history box
“Opened and then,
“There was like a crinkled pokeman dingus
“Those stupid ass cards
So cousin marriage on
Like came over to see my 18 pokemon cards
In like 1997
You understand,
“And I looked away for one second
“And all of the cards were gone not at all
“But just the shiny ones he took
So I got my Christmas box out,
“And then I found these stupid ass demonic pokeman in the thing
“Looked at them for a moment,
“And just tossed them aside
“And then it all started with the neighbor
“He’s like following me around in the woods
“Getting naked in the window,
“And they’ve got something to do with Switzerland
“And the World Health Organization
So we’re calling them nazi imbreds for the moment
Do you now understand
One, pokemon are demonic jap filth
This is utterly true
Proven and will do
Damage to Children to touch them again and again,
“So after cousin man stole my pokemon cards that first time,
“I had to go knock on his door and ask for them back
“Which were promptly handed over
“And then it’s like,
“He was over in the garage again
“Back then,
“And it was like,
“You look away for one second,
“And the pokemon cards are gone again,
“Like what is he going to do with them?
“No one even plays the dumbass game that like,
“These cards are supposed to do
“It’s collecting the shiny ones for your binder
“After going to the pedo comic store at the mall
“And spending nine dollars on four packs of them
“And feeling mildly ill for the experience
You understand,
The cousin marriage mystery was mostly not around
Until the other day
When these dumbass cards appeared again
I don’t even know where they went
“Because he and she are probably still after them
“Like Swiss mountain nazi jews
“After all my curios and junk
“It’s like that you know
“He’s like
“Begging to be disappeared
“In the woods, yet again, and again,
“Ok,
And then the next house over…
ENHAKKORE 