We watch “Jersey Devil,”
Season 1, episode 5,
In which the plot is so very reasoned
In the logic
Of the municipal menace,
That it is quite really,
A gem of tv,
However, at first go,
Presume the audience does not really know at all,
It’s arguably probably the least likely episode to be remarked upon,
Remembered, re-watched, or even liked at all,
Because it is the AC dump setting
And the strange urban-ness of the story
That is unclear to the viewer
Why a monster of the week
Not at all
But a monster of form
Of a woman who is a cannibal
Who apparently is an archetype as well
“Everyone has a story about
“This Jersey Devil thing
“Out in the woods of NJ
And we’re like,
Come again?
They all had folk legend of the “ashkenazi cannibal woman” like subterranean dweller and mostly female appearing,
And this story will go very far,
Because it appears streaming TV,
Has redacted out the part about the “ashkenazi”
Like the end part of the episode
Where Mulder character laments the female form
Being so torn
And like
“Genetic similarity to ashkenazi
At the end was like
Taken out of the episode
Which is why for years,
Since like 2018,
At the first time I recall seeing the episode
It was so shocking on TV
To here “ashkenazi cannibal woman”
Because it is pure pizzagate
In similitude
Because it’s REAL in the extreme
Those things do come up like naked females
In the woods
But in Pennsylvania
I have never seen it in New Jersey
I also saw,
REDACT
For now,
Digest just how
Important that TV
About South Jersey
Hits it again and again
To the point we agree,
Mulder character stays at a motel
He calls
“The Galaxy Gateway,”
As in like,
“Galloway,”
Where the dump line of AC traffic will lodge for a brief time
Which is to say, they have a lot of ugly South Jersey MYSTERY BABYLON motels and such
Which is another key issue
The police in the TV
Are out of line basically
From the start in full
Like the murder hole PD
All out war against humanity
Already seems to know
All about the female cannibal ashkenazi
And then at the end of the episode
The scene is
Like jewish phenotype
Child girl,
No clothes
Coming up like
Out of burrow in the woods
You know that’s real as hell
And like internet whatever
Has like claim of a trail cam
Of naked wild woman
Like eating carcass of animal
Which isn’t like real, one might think
Unless it was
Because it’s not clear that it’s not real
Or real on the face
But the meme is here,
Both of these data points,
The X-Files episode, 1, 5,
And the internet wild woman meme,
Came before I saw what I saw,
Which is as real as the day,
Do you understand what goes on in the USA?
So, did I not hear “ashkenazi genes” or whatever on watching this episode in 2018?
Did the streaming things remove that part under duress of the probably same agency,
Got it?
NJ has very big issues all day,
You will be told what is true
Because that is the way they do,
ENHAKKORE 