“Murder Hole Control Act”

Of 2025

A New Magna Carta

In scope we realize

You know what happened though

When you read Ridpath,

We call,

It was the degenerate murder hole,

In this version of history:

(Portraits in the Gallery)

Correct in a way

When the children were found

Below places unsound

The rights of the people

To not be murdered by the

3 8 below aristocracy

Do you understand

We will kidnap the nobles again

And force them to do

What we say

You will sign surrender today

As such, &c.