In every way
It’s about to close down they say
It is known to be
A very judaic kind of the
Place where bad pornography
Is present and then not at all
Like it is a certain kind of hole
Ghost in the machine in Mercer County we mean
Chips and such
What they are
What they touch
When it is just as much
As Harvard would have been
Around the year 2000
And today
Says please enroll
Free tuition
Under condition
Of no real free tuition
Because that would mean
People would be
Paying the correct amount
Which is 0 dollars for
What these universities offer furthermore
We need to be paid in full
To play a sport at all
Or to even be
On these very dangerous campuses actually
Do you see
We need more rights written down
What rights do students have
In that way
Because it is a shitshow
Of heinous abuse basically
So the place of infamy
In Mercer County
Is in very real
Financial difficulty
What is going to be
Like 60,000 to 80,000 dollars a year
For the lies of bolsheviks
And murder attempts too
Being marked for life by the same gang
So we have a problem here in fact
We want closure expedited
And we want the
Offending parties
Brought to justice verily
It starts with an R.I.
And it’s end is nigh
Brown too
Will not do,