Malarkey man, malarkey man come in,
“Slim kicked me in”
“He got me real bad”
“Slim swift talkin’ made me sad”
Malarkey man was feeling bad
He didn’t enough know if he had
Enough energy to be mad
It was so wise not at all
And glad we are to see
The malarkey man verily
Rise up and walk away
Off to more malarkey today
You understand
The malarkey van
Is not going to stand
In the sand
Or the land
And when
Northlanta begins
And the world is at peace
We will tell you more
About the nature of the beast,
ENHAKKORE 