Let’s talk about the NBA for a second, Ep-stein review, oh no, he’s going to the “Lebron diddy Ep-stein” comment again, why did that come up, what did they do, why is basketball so ugly to most people, you understand,

Only a niche audience in the land

Actually watches NBA again and again

The ref ball foul anomaly

Of the muppet running around

The ref in the mix

Just blowing the whistle

Over and under betwixt

Just make it a 5 minute game

And ref ball, foul ball it out again

Boring and stupid without a doubt

So the least watched sport

Of the lout

In that way

Literally

The most jewish verily

Every player has a jew or two

Running networks that indeed do

The Ep-stein things all of the day

And the. we just say

Go to hell and die every day

We want basketball off of the tv.