Number one rule, the mascot cannot be a dingus, you understand, professional sports land, like the idiot “Kraken” again in the NHL, like a marketing division gone wrong in the nth degree, making the sea monster enemy a sporting team for some city one need not care about ever again, in that way,

Titans in Tennessee is a dingus

Dumb cartoon logo

Yes, we know the State flag

But Titans are the not so friendly part of mythology

Do you understand

Your art is dumb again and again

And it is fatiguing to look at

Texans are bad too,

Just throwaway colors,

Logo no go,

Et cetera &c.

We’re talking 32 new teams to compete with the NFL

And calling it the “AFL” again

No sports betting allowed

TV money can go to hell and die

We’re going to steam roll the NFL and here’s why:

Rigging of games is real,

It is more dire than you think

All the monopoly monopolist think

Only the negro league on tv?

We demand all-white league in full.