So mail is delivering on Sunday now, or are they, you understand, we got a mails van, like ambling about, like on a Sunday afternoon, making a stop like at one or more mailboxes, maybe, if that, kind of disappearing around the corner too, like didn’t see it leave, but for sure we believe,

Mail is up to no good,

USPS about to be cut like it should

For these reasons basically

When mail starts acting shady

A little drug gang of not nice lady

Being in that way

Like Federal tinpot basically

What it’s replaced with

Is called Salt Free

The name is a tautology

You understand

Make the mail great again

Because it’s too insane otherwise in the sand.