Iowa, you understand, Buckeye land, first and ten, every single time again, run straight up the middle to nowhere, no playbook not at all, it’s like boring football,

2nd and ten

Please don’t run the ball again

Oh they did, ok

Or whatever basically

3rd is the incomplete pass basically

And that’s it and that’s all

Iowa football

It’s like first and ten on the clock

7 to 20 points behind

About to be like seconds from halftime

They should throw the ball deep

Or do a trick play

If this were the end of the game indeed verily

But they took a knee

Like jog it off slowly

Hands are up in disbelief

Like why do you bother to play the sport at all

Just throw the ball

Like but injury recall

Not at all

It is like a probability at all times

Made zero in the

Like unforced error category

And then you see

Like Iowa in NFL regularly

Oh, they must be good at something then

Like the 40 times and all that

And like skills and drills

And strong sufficient

Do the activity of pro football basically

Do you understand

We think there are more professionals in the land

That need teams again and again

And not retarded teams with retarded logos

Like dumpster fire tv

All of the insult to quality

By monopoly in escrow

Et cetera to go

See a cnn not at all

A sports tv says recall

Iowa is being called racist today

Because “accusation” basically

And it’s like whatever retardation that is

Presentation gives

1st and 10 is the black running back every time

And the retarded uni town system around

Race bolshevism

Like raises the question

Is like the mandatory black hand off for the set of downs

With a majority white team for whatever year this was

Implicitly racist to the devil possessed things then

So in such a society recall

We say

Return of all white football

Like now please

Thank you.