We want the D.E.P. shut down in full. They offer nothing, they do evil, they look evil, they act pretty bad, they are very, very last of all time, and it’s sad, this kind of government is not our kind.

We don’t believe they protect or find,

Any true pollution or quality in line

That we do need to pay them to

Protect us from not at all

They are just in the way

Of our understanding everyday

Pure devilry

We don’t think they need to be

Involved with records and numbers

And any State I.D.

And definitely all the parks specifically

Need less of the

Pedo van D.E.P.

The mystery entity

What is it that they do verily?

We need not see anybody

Except for the “Caretaker” by name

And this again

From the series of

Making Parks Great Again

All in the interests of Americans,

And not for some mystery religion.