They have to stop charging money for the beach in New Jersey, forever and immediately, the cost is too much on human energy as such

To even touch a little badge

And have to worry about it at all

To then go in the ocean

If at all

Is like uncomfortable

This “nudge” of them all

So repugnant, and then

An idiotic traffic pattern

Make Parking Great Again

Make parking free

Make it a requirement by the Sea

Any town with a beach basically

It’s a very, very bad situation

It’s very evil to do it at all

An imposition of the most cruel kind

Of the regime we could call

Every insult to decency

Most unacceptable by the Sea

Their preferred course of conduct

Do you understand?

No one cares what they have to say

Just get it gone immediately.