Redcoats are heinous, you understand, all they do is treachery. The old Kentucky, they say, is about to come down from the wall, by the way, and then we’ll be shooting at Redcoats on the Sea.

The Old Kentucky Rifle they say,

Made in Lancaster, PA,

As rifle technology

Invented by the not British at all

Do you understand?

They did not “invent” the internet again,

And they don’t stand a chance in the Sand

We’re going to blast them again and again,

We demand Revolution.