It is Hurgusburg World War III again?
Is it all a ruse by Putin,
To do peace talk with Trump,
A big old stump
For the Hurgusburg dump
Nothing going, nothing bad,
Except they know they shouldn’t have
Because they up a creek in that way
On the tv show nationally
You understand, as we say
Verily from the USA
British are number one enemy
From day one to presently
They will be gone
And we will say
The redcoat has been defeated verily.