Malarkey of Hurgusburg, from the Duchy of Delaware, the Sea Monster of Rehoboth, the Terror of Bethany beware, the Scourge of Scranton and Sandy Hook thusly by, the Route 84 Scranton Gang came by, so very threatened by all this talk of pornography going away, by the Wayside, by the way, why are they so upset at the thought of pornography going away from the internet today?

It’s like a gang of nasty rich things

Using McMansion towns to bring

All manner of degenerates in

All the nasty rooms that they

Know are marked for extinction truly,

There is not enough room in the world

For that kind of town

To exist any longer

That’s the truth we found.