There are actual gangs of skanks after you. It’s like, yes I know, that’s why I’m talking about it.

It started in the back of the gym

Some black woman come up by me,

Acting all flirty, like number town, actually the DNC is found,

Oh, is that how it goes,

I was not but being polite anyway,

Then came more of them

Is this in fact;

How democrats act?

Yes, by the way,

Then the bend gang

In a different town again,

Also like a jogger gang,

Basically the same,

Then on the tv, talking about me,

Where was that?

Redact in fact,

But do you understand,

How internet dating

Is verboten for many years

Can somebody look into that?

Like we know, they say

Don’t do it any day

That’s like where they are

The skank gang by far

This is all they get though.