THEY SAY: LIZARD PEOPLE IN YAKIMA IS SCARY AS HELL, DO WE DO LIST OF NINE STATES OR SO WITH CONFIRMED LIZARD PEOPLE? YEA, WE DO, AND IT’S TRUE, HEAVY, HEAVY DIMENSIONAL PHENOMENA, DO NOT PURSUE, THEY ARE TO DO:

GO TO HELL AND DIE EVERY DAY FOR ALL ETERNITY

FILTHY THINGS BEAT THE FUCK OUT ALL OF THE DAY

GOT KEEP A VIAL OF A FUCKING SAMPLE FOR A DAY, BEFORE THREW IT AWAY, CANNOT KEEP AROUND: DIMENSIONAL HAZARD FOR REAL

IT’S LIKE LIZARDMAN FUCK OFF AND DIE, THIS IS INDEED WHY:

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT FOR ONE SECOND OF THE DAY

HISSING OR NAGA SHIT IN MY DIRECTION BASICALLY

WEIRD ASS THINGS: CALL AYY LMAO

DEMONIC AND LOW

THANK YOU, TY, YES INDEED WE AGREE

DO NOT TOUCH MY VEHICLE

OR I BE WILL BE WROTH WITH THEE

LIZARD ENTITY

VERILY TRUE

IT IS WHAT ONE MUST DO :