LAZY EURO BEAVERS DON’T EVEN HAVE A LODGE, DON’T EVEN BUILD DAMNS

WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM EXACTLY?

AMERICAN BEAVERS INDUSTRIOUS IN THE EXTREME

GOING TO DAM EVERY SINGLE STREAM

WITH ROCKS AND TWIGS

STICKIE IS WHAT GIVES

BEAVER POWER OVER MAN

CHEWIN’ IT UP ALL DAY

BEAVER IS BETTER AT IT THEY SAY

THAN LAZY AND CRAZY AND ALL SO HAZY

MANKIND CANNOT EVEN FIND BEAVER TOWN IN THE WOODS

BECAUSE TOO LAZY AND CRAZY AND MAYBE A BUGGIE BABY

MADE OF BUGS AND THE OTHER STUFF IN THE

PLACES BEAVERS LIKE WE

HAVE BEAVER TELEPATHY

AND WILL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT

NO MORE BEAVER HATS WITHOUT A DOUBT

BEAVER TOWN AGREES

AMERICAN BEAVER BEST BEAVER AROUND