FLASHBACK, LET’S SAY, 2001, ABOUT THE TIME TCNJ USED TO SAY, COME HERE AND WE GIVE YOU FREE COMPUTER AND FREE TUITION TO DO, BRING HIGH RANKED STUDENTS IN THROUGH, ALSO BEWARE OF RUTGERS IN THE EXTREME:

HAZARD: TRAVEL WARNING ALERT PLEASE NOTE

OUTBREAK OF CHLAMYDIA AND GONORRHEA AND WE QUOTE

DO NOT TRAVEL TO RUTGERS AT ALL

LEST THE CONTAGION OF ALL DORMS PROCEED THUS FROM

THE FUCKING DISEASED RUTGERS SCUM

THANK YOU MUCH INDEED

THIS IS TRUE STORY BY THE WAY

SHUT THE PLACE DOWN ALREADY BY THE WAY

NO ACCREDITATION

NO QUARTER FOR THE ENEMY

NO CODDLING OF THE KIND

DEMAND A MASK AND THE SWINE

FLEEING LIKE RATS RIGHT ON TIME

GAS THE FUCK OUT OF THEM ALL

IF THEY DO NOT OBEY

BY LAW EVERY DAY