YET AGAIN, THEY KICKED THE BALL RIGHT OUT OF BOUNDS, AND

NO ONE COULD BE BOTHERED TO CARE

ABOUT FOOTBALL NOT AT ALL

ABOUT SOCCER IS WHAT IT’S CALLED

UNIVERSITY LEVEL THERE:

POINT ONE: NO ONE KNOWS NOT AT ALL NOT AT ALL, THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO EVALUATE WHAT IS GOOD OR NOT AT SOCCERBALL UNTIL, WELL REALLY NEVER ACTUALLY, IT’S NOT QUITE NOT RIGGED AT THE TOP, ITALY AND BRAZIL AND THE WORST PATHETIC STUFF IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS, YES, INDEED, TO EVEN LOOK UPON IS STRANGENESS BY THE WAY, LIKE SPARTA PRAHA VA SLAVIA OR WHATEVER THAT WAS, WHY ARE THEY CHEERING OR SHOUTING AT ALL, THE GAME IS NOT INTERESTING AT ALL, IT IS A SHOUTING MATCH RECALL, AGAINST NO ONE AT ALL, NO ONE AT ALL, MAYBE 500-1000 IN THE STANDS, STADIUM MOSTLY NOT FULL, THIS LOOKS LIKE NOT NICE IN PERSON BY THE WAY, IT’S PICK-UP, AMATEUR LEVEL, PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE TIME IS WHAT WE FIND, MAYBE THEIR MILE TIME MAKES THEM “ATHLETE”, BUT WE AGREE, ANY GROUP OF ABLE BODIED MALE CAN SHOW UP AND DO SOCCER, AND BETTER THAN PROBABLY NOT AT ALL, BUT WE SAY DEFINITELY, WE SAY DEFINITELY:

WE SAID DEFINITELY, BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ARE NOT CORRECT: UNIVERSITY/COLLEGE SPORT SOCCER: WRONG AT EVERY LEVEL

PRINCETON V MONMOUTH 1995, TURKEY SWAMP PARK MEMORY REALIZE, MAYBE NOT THERE IN FULL, BUT MY SOCCER COACH TAKE US TWO, A BIG OLD MATCH IN THE COUNTY TOWN, THEY HAS A JETS-BROWNS PRESEASON OR SCRIMMAGE OR SOME SUCH AT THE PRINCETON STADIUM BACK THIS ERA TOO,

WHAT IS THE POINT OF COLLEGE SOCCER? TO NOT LOOK AT IT, WE FIND, DO NOT LOOK AT IT AT ALL, IT MAKES THE SKIN CRAWL, DO WE HAVE COLLEGE SPORTING DAY, YA, COLLEGE THE WORST OF THEM ALL, IF THEY EVEN PRACTICE AT ALL, AND SHOW UP DRUNK RECALL, WHAT WOULD BE THE DIFFERENCE AT ALL, YEA, ANYWAY, WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING PATHETIC AT THE SPORT THO, DON’T THEY PLAY THE SPORT ON THE REG, IT’S LIKE FIRST TEAM ALL-WHATEVER ABLE TO SCORE MORE THAN ONE GOAL IN SEASON AS PER LIKE, WHATEVER MAN, WOMAN SOCCER REPUGNANT TO ALL, MOST DEMON INFESTED OF ALL,

HOW DOES ONE ASSESS SUCH LIKE?

REDACTED IN FULL

UGLY AS HELL

DEI THE TELL

ALL FOR THE SHOW

EXHIBITION HELL NO

ONE REQUIRES TV HOURS TO DO

WORK FOR ME INSTEAD OF WHO?

RICHMAN MV

SCUM OF THE EARTH GAMBLING

SPORTS GAMBLING NEEDS TO BE BANNED

IN FULL

RIGHT NOW

FOREVERMORE

“THIS WAS THE CULTURE BACK THEN UNFORTUNATELY”

IT’S ALL RIGGED AND WE CALL RIGATONNI

EVEN THE FANS ARE FUCKING RIGGED AT MLS ACTUALLY

IT’S TOO UGLY TO LOOK AT IT

HOTEL ONE DAY

UNFORTUNATELY NOT AT ALL, BUT RECALL

TV AT ALL ON VACAY

MLS DEBUT, FOR ME TO

AS IN, WATCH ONE GAME

TEAM A DOES NOT SCORE, TEAM B HAS SCORED

GAME ENDS, WAIT A SEC, REGULATION ENDS

AND WE HAVE PENALTY KICKS

WHY? ANNOUNCER HAS FAILED TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION

IF THIS DIMENSION IS EVEN IN CREATION

AND TEAM B LOST THE MATCH

BUT THEY HAD MORE GOALS

AND THIS WAS BEFORE THE PENALTY KICK

ALL THE SIGNS AND BANNERS AND SHIT IN STANDS UNIVERSAL APPLAUSE LINE FOR, ABOUT THE SAME THROUGHOUT

WHY DID A WIN THO? I DON’T KNOW AND I’M STILL A LITTLE BIT PEEVED THAT SUCH SHIT FOR BRAINS WAS EVEN AT ALL

LIKE ANNOUNCER NEED NOT BE IN SPORTS AT ALL

HINT, FOOTBALL

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AFTER ALL

AND LET GAME SOUND RESOUND

AND WE CAN ALL PEACEFULLY IGNORE IT IN PEACE

AFTER ALL THE COMINTERN SLIDE ELEMENTS…ET CETERA &C

ALL THE NETWORK TV IS TOO UGLY TO TRUST EVER TO DO

ANY QUALITY WORK AT ALL: TRUE

AND THEN: