SOCCER IS MORE SINISTER THAN YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT, EVEN WHEN FROM TOWN WHEN THEY SAY, WHEN GROWIN’ UP AS LITTLE PEE: COMMUNISTS IS SOCCER ENEMY

SOCCER IS FOR COMMUNISTS EVEN THOUGH IT’S GOING TO BE

THE OTHER SPORT I PLAY ON THE WEEKEND OCCASIONALLY I THINK

WHOEVER MAINTAINS THE SCHEDULE HERE IS INSANE AND DERANGED

ANYWAY THAT’S WHAT WE SAY

IT’S NOT LIKE SOCCER IS NOT FUN TO PLAY

RUN AROUND AND KICKBALL THE BALL REAL BAD, KICK IT REAL AS FAR AS GOALIE AND SAD

THE OTHER TEAM GOTTA FLIT ABOUT AND DO NOTHING AT ALL

WHICH SOCCER ACTUALLY IS IF YOU LOOK AT IT AT ALL

AMBLE ABOUT, MAYBE TOUCH, MAYBE PASS, MOST OF THE TIME WE CALL IT DIVEGRASS

RICHMAN YET AGAIN

DIVE ON THE GRASS

WITHOUT CARD GIVEN

BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN WATCH THINGS OFF THE BONE

IN THE WAY THINGS WORK, SOCCER DOES NOT OWN

SPOT IN THE FUTURE OF ALL MANKIND

OF THE BRAZILIAN SOCIETY THE MOST PATHETIC IN KIND

ULTRA VIOLENCE AND BIG BOY SOCCER GOT SO MUCH PRIDE IN ALL THE ULTRA VIOLENCE FOUND

TURN THAT SHIT THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW

IS HOW WE FEEL TO SEE IT AT ALL

RICH MAN SPORT DIVEGRASS RECALL

YOU DON’T DO COMMUNIST SOCCER TITLE FOR

ARBITRARY REASON BUT IT IS FOR ELITES THEREFORE

SET AGAINST FOOTBALL AND ANY SPORT AT ALL

THAT IS NOT PATHETIC AS SOCCER

TO WASTE YEAR’S OF LIFE IN YOUTH ON A SPORT

IS NOT WHAT WE CALL SPORTING ACTIVITY AT ALL

CHILDREN DO NOT STUDY FROM 4 TO MIDNIGHT LIKE THEY’RE IN MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR THE SHIT FOR BRAINS CURRICULUM 9 OUT 10

THEY HAVE TO LEARN TO USE THE LEGS PROPERLY AND THEN

BECOME STRONGER GREATER MAN

SOCCER IS MORE LIKE INFAMY

OF HIGHLY, HIGHLY

RIGATONNI

TRIGGERED FOR LIFE

THE OTHER DAY:

BIG BOY SOCCER TOWN

HAVING A PRACTICE WE FOUND

PRACTICE BY THE WAY

NOT LACROSSE THEY SAY

ON LACROSSE FIELD NUMBER ONE

GET GONE YOU REDACTED REDACTS FOR REDACTS SAKE

ALL PINKED OUT IN A BIG BOY MESSI TOWN

IN THE UGLIEST FUCKING SHIT EVER LITERALLY

OF ALL BOY, LITTLE BOY AT THAT, BEEN BENT OVER OR SOME SHIT

WITH PINK T-SHIRT TEAM ALL DANGLING BANDANA IN MATCHING FRILL

DOIN’ THEY PURPOSELESS BULLSHIT DRILL

TO THE POINT IT CAN BE DATED BY THE

THE THINGS IN MIAMI ON A TV

YOU UNDERSTAND?

WORLD CUP IS RIGATONNI PRIME

ENTERTAINING TV DESPITE THAT LINE

EVEN LUKA TONI AGREES ITS RIGATONNI

AND BIG STAR ON TV CULTURE OF IDIOCY

FOR VERY, VERY, VERY LOWLY ENERGY

MLS ON APPLE TV

A SATURDAY EVENT

POINT AND CLICK

AHH

NO THANK YOU AT ALL

THE MOST BORING AND PATHETIC SPORTS ACTIVITY

EVEN THE EURO LEAGUE IS WATCHABLE COMPARATIVELY

NOT AT ALL

THE COMPANY A VS COMPANY B

EUROS TRIGGERED INDEFINETLY

SUCH CRASS RICH DISPLAY VULGARLY

JUST NAME THE TOWN

SYMBOL FOUND CORRECT OR NOT AT ALL

WHICH THE NFL GOT

NHL DOES NOT

KRAKEN IS NO GOOD

END OF QUALITY AT ALL TIMES

REGARD VERY SINISTER DEVELOPMENTS

TITANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND

NEITHER IS THE KRAKEN

YOU DON’T THEN ANY INTERACTION AT ALL

WITH TOXIC SPORTSBALL

NEVER-ENDING POINTLESS BASEBALL

APOCALYPSE OF FOOTBALL

AND COMMUNIST SOCCER

MEATHEAD TOWN

THEY WERE ON TO SOMETHING BACK THEN WE FOUND

SOCCER COMMUNISM IS WHAT IS LITERALLY AROUND THE END OF ALL SPORTS

ENGLAND COUNTRYSIDE OF SORTS

1984 BEYOND THE VEIL

WHEN SWINE UPON SWINE LINE UP TO DO SWINE ACTS UPON ALL MANKIND

LIKE ENGLAND WE FIND

IS IT COMING HOME BIG BOY?

WHAT’S THAT?

NO ONE CARES IN THE END

ABOUT RICH SPORTSMAN

DON’T LET THE CULTURE DEGENERATE

INTO SPORT NOTHING GREAT

WHY DID THAT COME UP BY THE WAY

SAW SPORT ON TV

HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL IN THE

RICH MAN TOWN

RICH MAN TV

CAN EVEN ANNOTATE WITH SCORES AND PROPERTY IDENTITY

OF EACH TEAM

AS OPPOSED TO SOUTH JERSEY SHIT OFF THE BONE

A STOCKTON LACROSSE, MAYBE NCAA ROUND 1, D3, VERILY, ACCESS TV, LOCAL WOULD BE

NO SOUND, NO SCORE, NO NAME OR WHATEVER AT ALL

LIKE WATCHING FILM IN AUGUST 2000 FOR HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMEN FOOTBALL

YES INDEED, A SPORTS CULTURE WE NEED

JUST CALL JV

BASICALLY

AND SOCCER THUS NOW BIG BOY TOWN SCORE

ALL THEY WANT IN RICHMAN TOWN FOR THE REST OF THE COUNTRYSIDE ALL AROUND

IS KNOW-NOTHING DO-NOTHING SPORT WE FOUND,

WHEN FOOTBALL IS ALL THAT STANDIN’ AROUND

EXCEPT FOR THE ACTUAL GAME WHICH IS FULL WE FOUND

BUT NFL UGLY AS HELL

BAD DISEASE SELECTED FOR

COMMUNISTS AT THE DOOR

LITERALLY TRUE

MAYBE PLAY SOCCER ON THE WEEKENDS IF YOU NEED TO

RUN AROUND FOR A BIT

HOUR WOULD BE

OK BACK TO NORMAL LIFE ENERGY

AND THEN MAYBE NOT ANYMORE

IT’S TOO UGLY, IT’S FAR MORE UGLY THAN BEFORE

ALL THAT ENERGY AND NO TALENT MENTALITY

ALL THE LIFE WASTED ON

KICK NO WHERE, SAY NOT AT ALL

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF ANY SOCCER AT ALL

LOOK LIKE BRASIL, RUN IN FULL

OTHER WAY

RUGBY WILL NOT DO

TOO INCOHERENT, NOT AROUND

THE WHOLE POINT IS NOT TO BE

BUT PLAYING FOOTBALL PROPERLY

ANYWAY, BACKYARD FOOTBALL IS MORE FUN TOO,

IN THE EXTREME, IN THE EXTREME

IN THE EXTREME

CIRCA 1996

FULL ON EVERDAY

THE ENTIRE TOWN OUT PLAYING FOOTBALL IN THE WOODS

TACKLING IN FULL AND NOT GIVING A SHIT AS ONE SHOULD

AND THEN TODAY, IT’S LIKE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BE

THREATENED BY COMMUNISTS IN THE LOCAL VICINITY

MORE THAN WE RECALL

BEING AWARE OF AT ALL

THEY DON’T DO MUCH OUTSIDE AT ALL, IN THAT SAME WAY,

SANS THE

EVERY GENERATION WILL BE SAYING THIS TO A DEGREE

BUT THE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE, AND BIOCHEMISTRY

THIS IS FULL SPECTRUM SOCCER IN DOUBT

FULL SPECTRUM PHARMACEUTICAL STATE TYRANNY ON THE GENDER AND SEX

ALL OF THE DAY, JUST GO LIFT IT OFF BASCIALLY

IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW, NOW YOU DO, FOOTBALL REQUIRE LIFT COMPETENCY AT YOUNGER AGE THAN ANY OTHER OF THE

SOCCER REQUIRES ONE TO DO

NOT REALLY MUCH, NOT A JOKE

IF ONE CAN RUN GREAT, IF NOT GOOD ENOUGH, JUST FLIT ABOUT UNTIL THE END OF THE

BIG BOY SOCCER TOWN AT UNIVERSITY

SOME OF THE MOST PATHETIC OF ALL

ALMOST AS BAD AS COLLEGE FOOTBALL

THE MOST BORING OF THEM

RIGGED FOR NO COMPETITION AT ALL

WHY ONE WOULD CARE ABOUT IT AT ALL

BECAUSE OF A UNIVERSITY EXISTED AT ALL

AND THEN THE SO VERY UGLY

UNI LOGO LABEL MADE BY COMMITTEE OF LIKE THUG ISRAELI FOR NO QUALITY

AS A TAUTOLOGY

FOR THE ABOVE THING WE

REPORT IS THE COMMUNIST ACTUALLY

NEED NOT EXIST IN ANY COUNTRY

AND IN FULL WE DO

SAY SOCCER WILL DO:

NO GOOD FOR ANY PLACE SOCCER COMES TO.