BIG OLD BOSTON TOWN: HOW EASY THEY ARE TO MAKE FUN OF ALL OF THE DAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DO IDIOTIC ACTIVITY, AND THIS ONE ENDS IN DEFENESTRATION VERILY, SO BEAR WITH US TO THE END,

AS BOSTON UNIVERSITY

TO WITNESS THE SHITHOLE THAT IS BU, PU

OK, LEAVE IT LIKE THAT

ALL BIG TOWN FOR MOST EXPENSIVE, PROBABLY MORE EXPENSIVE THAN HARVARD AT THE TIME

DOIN’ MY SENIOR YEAR HS COLLEGE VISITS I GUESS

BACK IN ERA OF MAPQUEST

OFF ON SOME RANDOM BACKROAD IN A MASS TOWN,

ANYWAY, BU, ALL THAT QUAD THAT THEY DO,

NO FOOTBALL TEAM, BUT THEY GOT A SOCCER BIG FIELD AS THE CENTERPIECE BY THE TRAIN TRACK: NE CORRIDOR AND LIKE EIGHTEEN HIGH RISE FROSH DORMS, OK, LIKE THE HAG IN CONGRESS, NO NAME PLEASE, DOING PRE-POST PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEOGRAPHY ON THE ROOF OF THE, SHITHOLE, REPEAT AFTER ME: THIS IS A SHIT HOLE PLACE CENTERED AROUND A SOCCER FIELD, AND WE ALL SAY HELL FUCKING NO,

IT’S TUMBLEWEED APOCALYPSE AND THERE AT THE 20,000 PROBABLY SEATED LIKE AMPHITHEATER ON 3 SIDES, AT WHERE THE KICKING OUT OF BOUNDS REPEATEDLY OCCURS, AND THUS SUCH AND SUCH, RIGHT THEN WAS IT THE YEAR BEFORE CUT MEN’S LACROSSE FOR TITLE IX, ALLEGEDLY, OR WAS THAT COMMIE COVER FOR, WELL NEXT YEARS WOULD FIND STRAGGLER FROM THAT TOWN, AND COULD GO EITHER WAY, BUNCH OF SCUMBAGS, COMMIES, BOTH, THEN BU ADDS LACROSSE, MEN’S, NOT WOMEN’S PLEASE, AND HAS A TOWN AT ALL, WOMEN’S SPORT ARE A SICK JOKE 9 OUT OF 10 TIMES,

AND THEN THE THING WAS DEFENESTRATED OFF THE TOWERS OF BABYLON NOT AT ALL